While an observer was being shown around at work:
Pete : "And this is Kurt. He'll be building and configuring the servers for that system over there."
Me : "Actually, David's going to be right next to me, helping me the whole way. I've told him to mimic my movements, so if you cross your eyes just right it'll look like a single person, but in 3D."
Pete : "It'll also look like their heights and hair colors will average out."
Me : "Whoa! Pete. You need to reel that in."
Pete : "Too much?"
Me : "Too much."