Kurt McKee

lessons learned in production

Hey there! This article was written in 2012.

It might not have aged well for any number of reasons, so keep that in mind when reading (or clicking outgoing links!).

Why. Why would he ruin the joke like that.

Posted 4 May 2012 in quote

While an observer was being shown around at work:

Pete : "And this is Kurt. He'll be building and configuring the servers for that system over there."
Me : "Actually, David's going to be right next to me, helping me the whole way. I've told him to mimic my movements, so if you cross your eyes just right it'll look like a single person, but in 3D."
Pete : "It'll also look like their heights and hair colors will average out."
Me : "Whoa! Pete. You need to reel that in."
Pete : "Too much?"
Me : "Too much."