While at Chipotle with Eric, who was wearing a bright red shirt with a giant bat emblazoned across the front:
Jesse the cashier : "I'll give you your meal for free if you give me your shirt."
Eric : "But...I'm kind of using it right now."
Jesse : "I know, it's just that I'm obsessed with bat shirts right now."
Kurt : "Aw yeah, this girl is completely bat shirt loco!"