In the past week or two I've been having trouble interpreting things correctly the first time. I have three examples of the problem (and these are, verbatim, what I thought or said):
Billboard for FAA Credit Union : "We're made of 40,000 people just like you."
Me : Wait, I'm not made of 40,000 people.
Her : "I stopped by the art fair and looked at some ceramic art."
Me : "Wait, "ceramic" isn't a nationality I've ever heard of."
Car license plate : BJSCAR
Me : Blowjob scar?
Dumb, Kurt Michael, dumb!