While driving to a client
Me : You've got the "Church of Jesus Christ, Scientist", and the "Church of Jesus Christ, Cowboy". They don't differ significantly in theology, they just emphasize different aspects of the Godhood.
Him : Right, and this one emphasizes the Jesus Christ that wrangles steer.
Me : And the Holy Spirit is the sheepdog to whom Jesus is yelling "Hep! Hep! Haw!"