While eating at Chipotle
Pete : "Justin, you've got...you've got some nose hair going on there."
Justin : "Oh, thanks. I'll take care of that."
Me : "You should pick up Revlon tweezers for $2.95 at CVS! I bought some so I could separate my unibrow."
Pete : "I usually just shave mine."
Aaron : Pulls a disposable razor from his jacket pocket and places it on the table "You mean like with one of these?"
Amazed silence at the table