Kurt McKee

lessons learned in production

Hey there! This article was written in 2006.

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A funny theft story

Posted 10 October 2006 in poor, quote, theft, and ugly

Just after class ended

Beth : "Hey, want to hear a funny story?"
Me : "Sure!"
Beth : "So last night somebody broke into my house, right?"
Me : "That's how most of my funny stories start, too."
Beth : Laughs "Exactly. Anyway, he broke into my house and stole our purses and bags and stuff. I spent most of this morning calling credit card companies, but then I realized one of those bags had my makeup in it, so I thought "Great. So now not only am I poor, I'm ugly!""