Just after class ended
Beth : "Hey, want to hear a funny story?"
Me : "Sure!"
Beth : "So last night somebody broke into my house, right?"
Me : "That's how most of my funny stories start, too."
Beth : Laughs "Exactly. Anyway, he broke into my house and stole our purses and bags and stuff. I spent most of this morning calling credit card companies, but then I realized one of those bags had my makeup in it, so I thought "Great. So now not only am I poor, I'm ugly!""