This past summer I worked for Oklahoma's DHS.
Overheard in the hallway
Scott : "What are you doing here?"
Tom : "Just checkin' up on my buddy."
Scott : "I have no buddies. That makes you a liar."
Coming back from lunch
Scott : "What do you know?"
Me : "Not much."
Scott : "I think you're holding out on me."
An email from a manager
"We never finish with one project until we are required to begin others!"
Said while regaling me with incredible stories
"If we were out to make money, we would have bombed years ago." *[DHS]: Department of Human Services