On Saturday, July 22, I'm going to go see "Superman Returns". Everybody who knows me is invited to go, and can bring family members and friends that I might like to meet. It'll be in the evening, and we'll be going to Mazzio's Pizza after the showing. This of course will be going down here in Norman.
If you don't know me or my crew, but you show up anyway, I've arranged for four other large groups of people to convene simultaneously. Each is led by one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. If you still manage to pick out my group (a 20% chance at this point), do not under any circumstances attempt to join up with us - my posse travels heavy, yo.