Kurt McKee

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That'll teach him

Posted 18 March 2006

I just didn't have the patience for his shenanigans.

The phone rings

Me : McKee's, this is Kurt.

Him : Using a strange voice Yeah, is Stephan there?

Me : Can I tell him who's calling?

Him : Yeah, it's a friend of Stephan's.

Me : Great, so what's your name.

Him : I'm Stephan's friend. I mean, we could be friends too. We don't have to be if you don't want, but I'm just saying if you want to be friends with me, then that's fine, too.

Me : Goodbye. Click

Stephan : Who was that?

Me : Prank call.

Phone rings again

Stephan : This is Stephan. Listens for a moment, then covers the phone and turns to me Kurt, you IDIOT! That was Andrew! He has a speech impediment!