I had to leave work early yesterday due to exhaustion; I was quickly reaching a state that would be hazardous on the road. My car being in the parking garage, I had to step up and over a concrete barrier to get to it faster. As I started to, though, I heard a mighty rip, and my pants tore down the front. I looked down to surmise the damage, and yes, my trousers were thoroughly destroyed. Oh well, they were looking a little worn anyway.
Mainly I'm posting this because of the sheer brilliance of the title.