Kurt McKee

lessons learned in production

Hey there! This article was written in 2005.

It might not have aged well for any number of reasons, so keep that in mind when reading (or clicking outgoing links!).

Playing catchup

Posted 20 June 2005

I'm wearing my Hello Kitty Christmas socks

Amanda : Don't wear those! People are going to wonder!
Me : So you're saying people will wonder about my socksual preference?
Silence
Me : Get it? SOCKSual?!
Silence
Me : Hey, remember that time I made that awesome pun? Oh man, that was awesome.
Amanda : No, it wasn't! It was terrible!

Telling Dan about my awesome pun

Me : ...and then I said "What, about my socksual preference?" Get it?
Dan : Laughs Yeah, no, I get it, 'cause see it's like "sexual", except it's "socksual".
Me : Exactly!
Dan : Yeah! 'Cause you just swapped out "sex" and "socks"! That's awesome.
Me : Could you tell her that? She didn't think it was awesome. She thought it was awful.
Dan : She didn't get it.
Me : See, that's what I thought.

The Hitchell girls while helping me move

Alana : Is these his things?

I'm at Chipotle, Andy's in Idaho

Chipotle Manager : Where's the other guy?