I'm wearing my Hello Kitty Christmas socks
Amanda : Don't wear those! People are going to wonder!
Me : So you're saying people will wonder about my socksual preference?
Me : Get it? SOCKSual?!
Me : Hey, remember that time I made that awesome pun? Oh man, that was awesome.
Amanda : No, it wasn't! It was terrible!
Telling Dan about my awesome pun
Me : ...and then I said "What, about my socksual preference?" Get it?
Dan : Laughs Yeah, no, I get it, 'cause see it's like "sexual", except it's "socksual".
Me : Exactly!
Dan : Yeah! 'Cause you just swapped out "sex" and "socks"! That's awesome.
Me : Could you tell her that? She didn't think it was awesome. She thought it was awful.
Dan : She didn't get it.
Me : See, that's what I thought.
The Hitchell girls while helping me move
Alana : Is these his things?
I'm at Chipotle, Andy's in Idaho
Chipotle Manager : Where's the other guy?