Kurt McKee

lessons learned in production

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Candy Ollins goes Chunky

Posted 22 May 2005 in quotes

At CVS picking up playing cards with Justin and Andy

Me : Oh, I should pick up some candy!
Justin : I can't eat candy.
Me : Ever since that 5-pound chocolate dare?
Justin : No, all I eat is frosting...and popsicles.
Andy : That's healthy for you. Picks up a chocolate bar labeled "Chunky"
Justin : Popsicles are my water intake. Plus, I get the popsicles that contain 25% real fruit juice.
Andy : Yeah, it doesn't look like you have scurvy. You don't look yellow. And you've still got teeth.

Playing cards at Chipotle...I've already eaten a quarter of the bag of chocolates I bought

Me : Oog.
Justin : So you like candy?
Andy : Try my Chunky.
Justin : ...Something about the way you say normal things just makes me want to die.