Talking with Andy over lunch at Elder
Andy : I woke up this morning and thought "Gee, why should I get up?! Oh yeah, I should be nice and go to 346, since Kurt will be there." Thanks for showing up [jerk].
Me : Yeah? How'd that work out for you?
Andy : He woke me up to ask me a question, so I said "I don't know." He said "Well, thanks for the honesty."
Me : You should have flipped him off and threatened him for waking you up.
Andy : "Listen old man, wake me up one more time and you'll end up dangling off a bridge!" -- "But...I'm your professor..." -- "Shut UP!"