Here's the quotes that I've wanted to put down and just haven't (like when I was away from my computer and in Oklahoma)
In Constitutional Law I, the professor calls on people saying "Mister" or "Miss". At one point he called on someone, thought for a moment, and began to expound.
Prof. Goldman : Mr. Smith ... Now, why do I say "Mister" or "Miss"? ... Because we're all peers in here. You're welcome to call me "Mister Goldman". If I call you "Justice Smith", please feel free to call me "Justice Goldman". So, Justice Smith?
Justice Smith : Yes, Mister Justice?
Mister Justice : Continue, my BROTHER.
Walking in the snow with Big Jeff. I'm wearing my OU hat. It's the day after the Orange Bowl.
Jeff : You know, you should probably get a win?er hat.
Me : I'm sorry, did you say "winter", or "winner"?
Jeff : I said "winter". pause Although both are applicable! laughs I'm a genius! Brilliant!
Spending New Year's with my good friend Eric. It's 5:00a New Year's Day and we're about to go to sleep.
Me : Are you too tired to talk?
Eric : We haven't slept all year! What do you think?
Reading the Bible with my door open. Dan happens to see me and the thickness of where I'm reading.
Dan : Ah, the Old Testament, eh? That's the good stuff.
Me : Yeah, I'm reading
Dan : about people getting smited, I know.