Kurt McKee

lessons learned in production

Hey there! This article was written in 2005.

It might not have aged well for any number of reasons, so keep that in mind when reading (or clicking outgoing links!).


Posted 7 January 2005

Here's the quotes that I've wanted to put down and just haven't (like when I was away from my computer and in Oklahoma)

In Constitutional Law I, the professor calls on people saying "Mister" or "Miss". At one point he called on someone, thought for a moment, and began to expound.

Prof. Goldman : Mr. Smith ... Now, why do I say "Mister" or "Miss"? ... Because we're all peers in here. You're welcome to call me "Mister Goldman". If I call you "Justice Smith", please feel free to call me "Justice Goldman". So, Justice Smith?
Justice Smith : Yes, Mister Justice?
Mister Justice : Continue, my BROTHER.

Walking in the snow with Big Jeff. I'm wearing my OU hat. It's the day after the Orange Bowl.

Jeff : You know, you should probably get a win?er hat.
Me : I'm sorry, did you say "winter", or "winner"?
Jeff : I said "winter". pause Although both are applicable! laughs I'm a genius! Brilliant!

Spending New Year's with my good friend Eric. It's 5:00a New Year's Day and we're about to go to sleep.

Me : Are you too tired to talk?
Eric : We haven't slept all year! What do you think?

Reading the Bible with my door open. Dan happens to see me and the thickness of where I'm reading.

Dan : Ah, the Old Testament, eh? That's the good stuff.
Me : Yeah, I'm reading
Dan : about people getting smited, I know.